For a new podcast feature we decide to pick three action/adventure films that are rated rotten on Rotten Tomatoes (Below 60%) that we think should be revisited and rated fresh!
What action movies do you think should be fresh?
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Chase's List
3. Die Hard With A Vengeance
2. Roadhouse
1. Last Action Hero
Kris's List
3. Sidekicks
2. Bondock Saints
1. Super
Adam's List:
3. Matrix Revolutions
2. Speed Racer
1.The Mummy
It's hard to say we didn't know what we were getting into with a director named Kaos. We watch the zero percent rated Matrix lite Ballistics Ecks Vs Sever.
How do you waste 70 million dollars?
How do you make Lucy Liu unlikeable?
What's the name of the movie again?
How do you loss a wife like a child at a grocery store?
These questions and more will be answered on the episode.
We also read a positive review that gets really dark really quick.
FINAL RATING: 12%
Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.
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We finally found a zero percent movie that deserves a fresh rating with the semi-cult classic film TerrorVision from 1986. A monster from planet Pluton comes from the TV screen to terrorize a terrible family. Can they teach it about music before it eats all of them?
We ask other hard hitting questions like:
How do you satirize Reaganomics?
How much KY is too much KY?
Is this all in the head of an autistic Child?
and finally Could a film be more 1980's?
Final Average ratings: 60%
IMDB synopsis: A family's new satellite TV system starts receiving signals from another planet, and soon it becomes the passageway to an alien world.
The film was directed by Ted Nicolau and stars Diane Franklin, Gerrit Graham, Mary Woronoc, Chad Allen, Jon Gries and Bert Remsen.
On our second episode of Rotted we talk about the zero percent on Rotten Tomatoes rated Return of the Living Dead II from 1988. We ponder:
Why did they think that doing a soft reboot the first film but having more kids and comedy would work?
What's up with that Michael Jackson?
Why is comedian Doug Benson one of the zombies?
Why on the making of commentary do the creators just talk about how awful the film is?
They did make some great zombies though.
Our mission on Rotted Podcast is to find the kernel of corn in the turds but the entire premise gets tested on our first episode.
Return of the Living Dead 2 Synopsis: Curious kids unearth the barrels that helped revive the dead of the first film, which proves the second time's an undead charm.
Join us as we dissect the 2014 Christmas Classic Saving Christmas starring Kirk Cameron and his ego. The film has the distinction of being #1 on IMDB's worst films of all time and like all our films we review has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Our mission on Rotted Podcast is to find the kernel of corn in the turds but the entire premise gets tested on our first episode.
IMDB Summary: Kirk is enjoying the annual Christmas party extravaganza thrown by his sister until he realizes he needs to help out Christian, his brother-in-law, who has a bad case of the bah-humbugs.
Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!