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“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it” Said Confucius. That's what our mission is at Rotted Podcast and it gets tested every episode when we sit down and discuss movies that received zero percent critic review on Rotten Tomatoes. Confucius also never had to watch InAppropriate Comedy, The Ridiculous 6 or Saving Christmas so what did he know.
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Mar 26, 2018

REUPLOAD. Hope you enjoyed our other podcast!

The new Netflix original film from the creators of Workaholics was just released and to my amazement it had a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes proving that comedy is the most subjective genre since the audience score is in the mid 50%.

So is this film as bad as the critics say? Why do critics seem to really hate all of the original films that Netflix has made over the last year? Do you like seeing male nudity? These questions will be discussed on this bonus episode

wiki: Game Over, Man! is a 2018 American action comedy film directed by Kyle Newacheck and starring Adam DeVineAnders HolmBlake Anderson, and Marc Brandt. The film follows three down-on-their-luck housekeepers who must save the day when the Los Angeles party they are at gets taken hostage. It was released on March 23, 2018 on Netflix.

 

 

 

 

Mar 22, 2018

What to do when you are out of ideas for your franchise?

Go into outer space!

We're Back! Season 2 of Rotted Podcast officially kicks off with the film franchise with the most 0% films on Rotten Tomatoes. The Leprechaun Series.

 

Mar 19, 2018

We're Back! Season 2 of Rotted Podcast officially kicks off with the film franchise with the most 0% films on Rotten Tomatoes. The Leprechaun Series.

 

 

Leprechaun: Origins is a 2014 American "Horror" Film directed by Zach Lipovsky, written by Harris Wilkinson and starring Dylan Postl (better known by his wrestling ring name Hornswoggle). It is the seventh film and a reboot in the Leprechaun series. WWE Studios President Michael Luisi has described the film as "a little darker, a little more traditional horror than the Warwick Davis ones that people remember".

Feb 23, 2018

Our third film from the best 0% writer/director Brian Yuzna, The dentist is disgusting, visceral and totally batshit.

With special guests that are actually dentist and dental assistants, the episode is our most educational yet. Plus it stars a young Mark Ruffalo!

If you're in the Austin area, come to our live show on March 4th at the 4th Tap Brewery Co-op for our pre oscar bad movie trivia! Find out more information here: https://www.facebook.com/filmsagainsthumanity/

 

Feb 8, 2018

A Lifetime movie but without the talent. This lightly based on a true story of the 2002 murder of Christa Worthington, who was found stabbed to death with her 2-year-old daughter, unharmed at her side that has been covered in the hit podcast Killing on the Cape as well as several documentaries and tv episodes which are all more interesting than this film.

Except it changes the killer and only takes place up until the death. It's like a stretched out cold open of Law and Order SVU. Was this a cynical cash grab? Probably. 

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Jan 30, 2018

One of the best bad filmmakers ever Neil Breen is like a low budget Tommy Wisseau.

For his day job he's an architect in Las Vegas. At night, he's the world's greatest hacker with a major messiah complex. 

We argue a lot of the so bad it's good merit and there's a lot of yelling which makes sense for such a rage inducing film. 

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Jan 25, 2018

One of the most disgusting things ever put to celluloid, Garbage Pail Kids is the first film based on a trading card and probably the last. This movie is like watching the gross up-close up from Ren and Stimpy for 90 minutes.

How do you take a subversive idea and water it down into a boring kids movie? Full of great little people actors this movie wasted their talent with awful costumes and dumb script.

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Jan 15, 2018

A bunch of awful kids kidnap a Sea Lion because they've seen Free Willy. BD Wong's butt stars as the school principal who is just trying to make sure these idiots don't get killed. Cousin Balki also plays Bill Murray from Caddyshack. Will this beat out Mac and Me and Three Ninjas 4 to be the best worst kids movie? Also Jennifer Coolidge does a voice.

 

IMDB: Slappy and the Stinkers is an 1998 American family adventure comedy film directed by Barnet Kellman. The film stars B. D. Wong and Bronson Pinchot. Its plot concerns a group of children who try to save an abused sea lion from a greedy circus owner.

 

 
Jan 11, 2018

A comedy from 1999 starring Will Ferrell, Ben and Jerry Stiller and produced by JJ Abrams. What could go wrong? 

Apparently everything. Even with this talent, they put together a movie that only has a couple laughs and can't figure out the tone or message. Kris puts it best as "a fever dream written by Kevin Smith as a parody of That Thing You Do".

Synopsis: A 1980s one-hit wonder band named "The Suburbans" reform for a special performance at one of the ex-member's wedding. At the wedding, a young record company talent scout happens to be in the audience and decides to give the now forty-ish performers a comeback push. The film attempts to take a satirical look at the music business of the 1990s, and compare it to the simpler 1980s scene.

Jan 2, 2018

A live action Team America World Police but without a plot.

Was this movie just a ploy to make a set of Army toys to compete with GI Joe?

Was Hal Needham to drugged up from a on set motorcycle accident to direct?

Why did the Barry Bostwick and Hal Needham ponzi scheme fail and why take it out on him by making a dick silhouette?

These questions just might be answered on our first podcast of the year!

Let us know your thoughts on the film! Follow us at facebook.com/filmsagainsthumanity or our twitter @filmsagainst. If you're in the Austin area stay tuned for our upcoming live events.

Dec 26, 2017

We talk one of the most infamous 0% movies on the entire list: Silent Night Deadly Night 2 featuring some of the best eyebrow acting of all time from Eric Freeman. We talk about how the film came about from the initial idea of just recutting Silent Night Deadly Night 1 to make a fake sequel. 

Let us know your thoughts on the film! Follow us at facebook.com/filmsagainsthumanity or our twitter @filmsagainst. If you're in the Austin area stay tuned for our upcoming live events.

 

 

Dec 23, 2017

On a very cathartic bonus episode of Rotted Podcast we talk Star Wars the Last Jedi. Specifically the 40% difference between the critic Rotten Tomatoes score.

Why is the audience rating worse than all the prequels, DC comic movies and most of the Transformers?

How much of this is caused by the alt-right bots and assholes that are trying to drive down the film due to it's progressive messages and female and minority casting. We look at the last three hours of reviews and found that 10 were from alt right based on the SJW in the review.

Let us know your thoughts on the film! Follow us at facebook.com/filmsagainsthumanity or our twitter @filmsagainst. If you're in the Austin area stay tuned for our upcoming live events.

 

Dec 21, 2017

We watched Elves from 1989, a gem of a b horror film starring Grizzly Adams (Dan Haggerty) himself. How have more people not seen this movie? It deserves to be a classic in the vain of Troll 2.

How can you just make your main character dissapear towards the end of the movie? What's with the awful double vision special effect for the last five minutes? And when will it snow? These questions and more will be answered on today's episode.

 

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Dec 12, 2017

On a special episode of Rotted Podcast we talk about Disaster Artist the new film about the making of one of the worst films ever The Room. 

We talk our overall view on Disaster Artist, talk about the theories of Tommy Wiseau origin and where he got his money, differences between the movie and the book by Greg Sestero and which cameo is our favorite.

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Dec 4, 2017

Merry AXmas! On our second episode of SNDM, we watched Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4. This movie is full of people on fire, puking and giant cockroaches so pretty much right up our alley. 

Why is this one not considered the best of the series? Directed by Brian Yuzna, the visuals actually work pretty well even if the story is a bit jumbled. Will this movie be in the top five? Listen to find out. 

We'll be back next week with Silent Night Deadly Night 3. Please Rate and Review us on iTunes!

Nov 29, 2017

Merry AXmas! Starting with Silent Night Deadly Night 5, we are counting down to GARBAGE DAY.

Is there a worse horror franchise? 

Mickey Rooney stars as the unfortunately named Petto who along with son Pino make deadly children's toys for some reason. 

We'll be back next week with Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4. Please Rate and Review us on iTunes!

 

 

Nov 20, 2017

On a special episode of Rotted podcast we discuss the controversy behind the decision to hold back the reviews of Justice League until right before the first screening. What does it say when a Rotten Tomatoes whose partly owned by Warner Brothers holds back reviews from their site because they know that the movie will be met with bad reception?

Is Justice League really that bad? Adam and Chase discuss and also give a tomatometer rating for each of the heroes which turn out to mostly be fresh.

We also talk about our time at Wizard World Comic Con this year.

 

 

 

 

Nov 16, 2017

A reality show where contestants crowdfund money for themselves and then kill themselves. Seriously. This movie should have been set in a dystopian future or at least be a satire but instead it is a dead serious drama. 

This movie basically tries to have entertaining Saw-like deaths and then says "what the hell. You sick bastard. You really like watching this smut?" to the audience.

Starring Josh Duhamel, Giancarlo Esposito, Famke Janssen, Caitlin FitzGerald, Sarah Wayne Callies, Chris Ellis, Lucia Walters, and Brooke Warrington. Directed by Giancarlo Esposito.

Nov 13, 2017

On Dead by Dawn podcast we breakdown films and shows in the Evil Dead universe. Most of the time these are classic films like Evil Dead 2 but since we finally reviewed a rotten film, we knew it had to crossover to Rotted.

The internet horror community exploded last week with the revelation that everyone's favorite hockey masked slasher Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th was secretly a deadite and came back to life when his mother found the Necronomicon.

Director Adam Marcus of the ninth installment of Friday the 13th told reporters last week about his decision to take the franchise and reboot it in the Evil Dead universe. 

We'll be back in a couple days with a 0% movie! Subscribe to our channel to hear more.

Oct 31, 2017

Today we have a sloppy discussion about one of the sloppiest horror movies of all time Return to Horror High. This movie is the inception of 80's horror movies. There are so many different timelines and realities.

It's also George Clooney's movie debut and he's super sexy. This movie makes no sense and we love it. Will it be crowned best 0% film? Stay tuned to the end to find out.

We're sponsored today by the amazing Wizard World Comic con coming to Austin November 17-19th. We're giving away two weekend passes to our listeners.

All you need to do is subscribe and rate us on whatever podcasting app you listen to.

Then just email us at filmsagainsthumanity@gmail.com or DM us @filmsagainst on Twitter and you'll be entered into our drawing.

 

 

 

Oct 29, 2017

We're sponsored today by the amazing Wizard World Comic con coming to Austin November 17-19th. We're giving away two weekend passes to our listeners.

All you need to do is subscribe and rate us on whatever podcasting app you listen to.

Then just email us at filmsagainsthumanity@gmail.com or DM us @filmsagainst on Twitter and you'll be entered into our drawing.

This year’s lineup includes Jason Momoa (Justice League, Game of Thrones), Kate Beckinsale (Underworld, Van Helsing), Val Kilmer (Batman Forever, Top Gun), Felicia Day (Supernatural), Michael Rooker (Guardians of the Galaxy), and many more.

Use the code AUSTIN20 to get 20% off your ticket at checkout at http://wizardworld.com/comiccon/austin

To close out our Halloween Horror episodes we're doing two high school horror films starting with 1986 Slaughter High.

The english creators did absolutely no research into American culture before they made this "American High School" Slasher (April Fools Day works a lot differently in England).

Can some cool deaths make up for the overall amateur nature of the film and the absurd twist ending? Find out now!

Oct 11, 2017

One of the most unnecessary shot for shot remakes ever made, Cabin Fever takes the premise of Eli Roth's 2003 horror film and adds pretty much nothing. 

Did Eli Roth allow this to be made so that his film would be seen as a classic? If a shovel to the face doesn't kill you, what will? Have the filmmakers ever roasted a marshmallow?

The film also stars the 5th Lady of the USA Louis Linton (Steve Mnuchin's wife and possibly one of the worst people in America.)

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RT Description:

The story is familiar: fresh out of college, a group of five friends retreat to a remote cabin in the woods for one last week of partying-only to become snacks for a gruesome, flesh-eating virus. What's surprising are the ingenious new deaths, which offer a fresh spin on a horror-comedy milestone.
Oct 9, 2017

This fucking show... We watched episode 3 of Inhumans Divide and Conquer. 

Lockjaw gets run over. Medusa gets some clothes. Karnak starts growing weed. Black Bolt does the worst prison escape since 

We try and fail to figure out some of the most basic details of this universe.

Let us know @filmsagainst on twitter if we should keep subjecting ourselves to this show.

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wiki plot: After a military coup, the Inhuman Royal Family escape to Hawaii where they must save themselves and the world?

Oct 1, 2017

We watched Marvel's worst reviewed property since maybe Corman's Fantastic Four or Generation X in the 90's. 

The show sat at 0% for long enough that it counts. At recording time the only positive review was from common sense media and they just rate movies based on how appropriate they are to christian audiences so screw them its 0% to us!

We ask all of the hard hitting questions that you have with the show:

How can you say the Royal Families name with a straight face? (Black Bolt, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Triton, Crystal, and Lockjaw.)

How did the show runner and creator Scott Buck get another job after he showran Iron Fist?

And finally does the carpet fight like the drapes?

If you like the episode let us know @filmsagainst on twitter and https://www.facebook.com/filmsagainsthumanity/

We might just do it until its inevitable cancellation in a few weeks. 

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wiki plot: After a military coup, the Inhuman Royal Family escape to Hawaii where they must save themselves and the world?

Sep 29, 2017

On our second episode of Enema at the Cinema we watch the currently in theaters film The Layover.

The film is strangely topical full of category 4 hurricanes and North Korea.

This film is directed by The Shoveler himself (William H Macy) and written by Rickety Cricket (David Hornsby) and Sensei Ira (Lance Krall)

How was a movie like this made in 2017?

Plot: Two friends (Kate UptonAlexandra Daddario) on a road trip compete for the affections of a handsome man when their flight is redirected due to a hurricane.

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