Merry Christmas!
We couldn't put it better than the RT description: Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic wrong-headedness.
He's a stony, crusty dude with a mop on top
His melon's fully tweaked but he'll never stop
Stop trying to weaz the nugs from coast to coast
The ones with the cones are the ones he digs the most!
We watched Jury Duty from 1995 with an all star cast of supporting actors and Pauly Shore...
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Uwe Boll might come to our house and tie us to the radiator after we get done with our review of Bloodrayne 2. In this sequel to the 4% rated Bloodrayne, Rayne is in the wild west fighting Bully the Kid played by Scut Farkus.
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Determined to save her estranged brother from a suicide cult, a young woman faces murderous children and worse. much much worse. jsut so bad.
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After escaping the insane asylum in which he was incarcerated, the Stepfather impersonates a marriage counselor and manages to win over a patient and her young son.
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We talk about the late great Burt Reynold's directoral debut Gator and ask the hard hitting questions like:
Is a pig made of pork?
Why would you bring cats to a heist?
Is everything okey dokey in the Okefenokee?
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Is this one of the best 0% films we've reviewed on the podcast? Does it make any sense? Are Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert eskimo brothers? All this and more on a very special episode of Rotted Podcast.
This is a lost episode recorded earlier this year that must have been eaten off the feed by those rascally Critters.
The tiny fur ball aliens that will eat anything or anyone set their sights on a Los Angeles apartment tower starring Leo Dicaprio in his feature film debut.
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Two of the dumbest characters of all time meet in this classic film starring John Travolta and directed by Sly "cup the balls, work the shaft" Stallone. Will this film make it into our top ten best worst films?
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We talk one of the most cringy movies ever on this weeks John Travolta 0% film Look Who's Talking Now. Even Danny Devito as a homeless dog can't save the movie from itself.
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0% Travolta Month begins with the 2015 film about the "exciting story" of Linemen in Lubbock Texas (e.g. Canada). Starring John Travolta, Kate Bosworth, Devon Sawa and Gil Bellows as the lovable Pok Chop!
Some of the 0% reviews:
"The real men and women who work on the country's power grids deserve better than a periodically ludicrous, mostly tedious study of honor and teamwork."
"A listless cast and a crushingly flat script fail to illuminate the lives of high-wire electrical workers in Life on the Line, which instead resorts to tired story beats and a false sense of self-righteousness."
- Robert Yaniz, Jr.
0% Rotten Tomatoes Reviews:
Satanic is a "What Not To Do" handbook for aspiring horror filmmakers, and then some. -Matt Donato, We Got This Covered
Astonishingly tedious from beginning to end... - David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews
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James Franco returns to the screen and directing after being exposed by the Me Too Movement with one of the most misogynistic films of the year. Who thought stealing the plot from Mad Max Fury Road and sprinkling a bit of Terminator and the Bad Batch would make a good movie?
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After a several year hiatus from acting Jim Carrey is back in one of the most depressing and dreary films ever. Based on a true story, this film takes place in a post apocalyptic (judging by the color grading) Poland where Jim Carrey has to solve a 3 year old murder for some reason.
22 years ago in a jungle far far away...Solo starring Mario Van Peebles, William Sadler and Adrien Brody.
SYNOPSIS: Mario Van Peebles stars as an android killing weapon designed by the military and utilized to enter into a Latin American war to destroy the rebels - natives fighting simply to maintain their freedom. Contrary to his programming, he develops an affinity for the villagers and decides to help them fight back. This lets his creators bring him back and ultimately leads to one of them being given more powerful circuitry to defeat him.
We did this in memory of Verne Troyer but unfortunately this movie has him pop out of a toilet...
wiki: Hard Cash follows master thief Thomas Taylor (Christian Slater), when he is released on parole. When working as a Paramedic, Taylor is called to an emergency at a betting office, when two armed robbers make their stand. As one gets shot, Taylor helps the female thief in need as they escape with the money. With the money hidden in the stretcher, an FBI agent (Kilmer) following and the marked money, how will they escape with the cash?
A football movie without any football. My three word Gene Shalit review would be Johnny Be Bad.
Description: High-school quarterback Johnny Walker (Anthony Michael Hall) is being courted by elite colleges nationwide. To get the sports star to enroll, an army of recruiters entices him with everything a young, hormonal teenager could want. While his best friend, Leo Wiggins (Robert Downey Jr.), advises him to wait for the most lucrative offer, Johnny's girlfriend, Georgia Elkans (Uma Thurman), wants him to attend their state college -- with her. The trouble is the state school has offered him nothing.
We're back with our third installment in the Leprechaun 0% rated series with our favorite one Leprechaun 3: Vegas Baby.
Wiki: Leprechaun 3 (also known as Leprechaun III and Leprechaun 3: In Las Vegas) is a 1995 American slasher film and the third installment and first direct-to-video entry in the Leprechaun series.
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The new Netflix original film from the creators of Workaholics was just released and to my amazement it had a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes proving that comedy is the most subjective genre since the audience score is in the mid 50%.
So is this film as bad as the critics say? Why do critics seem to really hate all of the original films that Netflix has made over the last year? Do you like seeing male nudity? These questions will be discussed on this bonus episode
wiki: Game Over, Man! is a 2018 American action comedy film directed by Kyle Newacheck and starring Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Marc Brandt. The film follows three down-on-their-luck housekeepers who must save the day when the Los Angeles party they are at gets taken hostage. It was released on March 23, 2018 on Netflix.
What to do when you are out of ideas for your franchise?
Go into outer space!
We're Back! Season 2 of Rotted Podcast officially kicks off with the film franchise with the most 0% films on Rotten Tomatoes. The Leprechaun Series.
We're Back! Season 2 of Rotted Podcast officially kicks off with the film franchise with the most 0% films on Rotten Tomatoes. The Leprechaun Series.
Leprechaun: Origins is a 2014 American "Horror" Film directed by Zach Lipovsky, written by Harris Wilkinson and starring Dylan Postl (better known by his wrestling ring name Hornswoggle). It is the seventh film and a reboot in the Leprechaun series. WWE Studios President Michael Luisi has described the film as "a little darker, a little more traditional horror than the Warwick Davis ones that people remember".
Our third film from the best 0% writer/director Brian Yuzna, The dentist is disgusting, visceral and totally batshit.
With special guests that are actually dentist and dental assistants, the episode is our most educational yet. Plus it stars a young Mark Ruffalo!
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A Lifetime movie but without the talent. This lightly based on a true story of the 2002 murder of Christa Worthington, who was found stabbed to death with her 2-year-old daughter, unharmed at her side that has been covered in the hit podcast Killing on the Cape as well as several documentaries and tv episodes which are all more interesting than this film.
Except it changes the killer and only takes place up until the death. It's like a stretched out cold open of Law and Order SVU. Was this a cynical cash grab? Probably.
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One of the best bad filmmakers ever Neil Breen is like a low budget Tommy Wisseau.
For his day job he's an architect in Las Vegas. At night, he's the world's greatest hacker with a major messiah complex.
We argue a lot of the so bad it's good merit and there's a lot of yelling which makes sense for such a rage inducing film.
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One of the most disgusting things ever put to celluloid, Garbage Pail Kids is the first film based on a trading card and probably the last. This movie is like watching the gross up-close up from Ren and Stimpy for 90 minutes.
How do you take a subversive idea and water it down into a boring kids movie? Full of great little people actors this movie wasted their talent with awful costumes and dumb script.
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