We couldn't put it better than the RT description: Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic wrong-headedness.
He's a stony, crusty dude with a mop on top
His melon's fully tweaked but he'll never stop
Stop trying to weaz the nugs from coast to coast
The ones with the cones are the ones he digs the most!
We watched Jury Duty from 1995 with an all star cast of supporting actors and Pauly Shore...