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“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it” Said Confucius. That's what our mission is at Rotted Podcast and it gets tested every episode when we sit down and discuss movies that received zero percent critic review on Rotten Tomatoes. Confucius also never had to watch InAppropriate Comedy, The Ridiculous 6 or Saving Christmas so what did he know.
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Now displaying: January, 2018
Jan 30, 2018

One of the best bad filmmakers ever Neil Breen is like a low budget Tommy Wisseau.

For his day job he's an architect in Las Vegas. At night, he's the world's greatest hacker with a major messiah complex. 

We argue a lot of the so bad it's good merit and there's a lot of yelling which makes sense for such a rage inducing film. 

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Jan 25, 2018

One of the most disgusting things ever put to celluloid, Garbage Pail Kids is the first film based on a trading card and probably the last. This movie is like watching the gross up-close up from Ren and Stimpy for 90 minutes.

How do you take a subversive idea and water it down into a boring kids movie? Full of great little people actors this movie wasted their talent with awful costumes and dumb script.

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Jan 15, 2018

A bunch of awful kids kidnap a Sea Lion because they've seen Free Willy. BD Wong's butt stars as the school principal who is just trying to make sure these idiots don't get killed. Cousin Balki also plays Bill Murray from Caddyshack. Will this beat out Mac and Me and Three Ninjas 4 to be the best worst kids movie? Also Jennifer Coolidge does a voice.

 

IMDB: Slappy and the Stinkers is an 1998 American family adventure comedy film directed by Barnet Kellman. The film stars B. D. Wong and Bronson Pinchot. Its plot concerns a group of children who try to save an abused sea lion from a greedy circus owner.

 

 
Jan 11, 2018

A comedy from 1999 starring Will Ferrell, Ben and Jerry Stiller and produced by JJ Abrams. What could go wrong? 

Apparently everything. Even with this talent, they put together a movie that only has a couple laughs and can't figure out the tone or message. Kris puts it best as "a fever dream written by Kevin Smith as a parody of That Thing You Do".

Synopsis: A 1980s one-hit wonder band named "The Suburbans" reform for a special performance at one of the ex-member's wedding. At the wedding, a young record company talent scout happens to be in the audience and decides to give the now forty-ish performers a comeback push. The film attempts to take a satirical look at the music business of the 1990s, and compare it to the simpler 1980s scene.

Jan 2, 2018

A live action Team America World Police but without a plot.

Was this movie just a ploy to make a set of Army toys to compete with GI Joe?

Was Hal Needham to drugged up from a on set motorcycle accident to direct?

Why did the Barry Bostwick and Hal Needham ponzi scheme fail and why take it out on him by making a dick silhouette?

These questions just might be answered on our first podcast of the year!

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