One of the most baffling mockbusters ever made. Filmed entirely on Green Screen, using all animated 3d stock footage, this Incredible Hulk film is a parody without any jokes.
It's available on Amazon Prime for free but that doesn't mean you should watch it.
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Ex-Special Forces soldier Louis Stevens returns to Miami to find his former high school overrun by drugs and violence. A master of the Brazilian martial art, capoeira, Stevens pledges to straighten out a dozen of the school's worst students by teaching them this demanding and highly-disciplined fighting style.
It's like Stand and Deliver without all the boring school work.
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What's the terminal velocity of rice?
For our first episode of MMMH we talk the pacifistic action movie Peacekeepers starring Dolph Lundgren and Roy Scheider as the president!
The whole movie is about the nuclear football so it's pretty relevant with the current administration.
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Jonathan Demme passed away last month so we decided why not honor him by doing a bastardization of one of his most brilliant pieces of art.
The film was directed, written produced and starred Italian dime store Leslie Nielsen Ezio Greggio. He narrates the whole movie so get ready to not understand most of it not that it matters because it's mostly nonsense anyways.
Where to start on this movie. It’s a parody of psycho and Silence of the lambs although a little bit more psycho. This film feels more relevant today. Im sort of amazed it hasn't had a major resurgence with the alt-right community. I mean it has everything the rabid trump supporters and conservatives love. Starting with Hillary Clinton getting arrested. Lock her up lock her up.
Then we get some tasteful transgender jokes about gender identity...scary. That’s not all, black men beating up cops, jokes about flint michigan, carbon taxing a whole lot of sexual assault and don't forget black face. John Astin, I thought I knew you.
There are a few clever things that made us not rate it a full on zero percent. I guess if you have 30 jokes a minute every hour a couple have to hit. Some of the best include the telephone split screen gag, the inner monologue but from a diegetic source.
They also for some reason think that just referencing movie titles should be in place of a joke.This movie also has an amazing array of cameos by great directors.
They also have a completely unnecessary star wars cantina scene.
So overall it's not a great film, but it's nowhere near as bad as the Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer movie movies we got in the late aughts.
Its pretty much right in the middle between the classics of Zucker brothers and mel brooks and the awful movie movies. Sitting with Spy Hard and Jane Austen's Mafia.
Overall we gave it a 32%
We finally found another 0% Gem!
Since Terrorvision we've been hoping to find a film that we can honestly endorse and this seems to be it. Will it take the best 0% movie throne from Terrorvision? Listen and find out!
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Throwback from Our Films Against Humanity Video Podcast from a few years back. This movie is technically a 2% because one reviewer decided it was a 5/5 star film.
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Did Dennis Rodman's career ever rebound after this disaster?
IMDB Synopsis: Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.
Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days.
Is this movie cursed as three of the actors died from heart disease way before they're time.
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The best movie about an small ugly alien that gets stuck on earth and has to befriend a boy to help him find his family that isn't ET.
The Washington Post put it like this in 1988: “Forget about calling home; E.T., call lawyer.”
Is this movie more consumerism propaganda then Saving Christmas?
Who buys a house for their wheelchair bound son on the edge of a cliff?
When the screenwriter wrote that Mac becomes was addicted to coke do you think the production designer just got the wrong coke?
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WE talk Bill Paxton's Penultimate film Term Life and his only 0% movie on Rotten Tomatoes.The film is directed by Ralphie from Christmas Story (Peter Billingsley).
How did such a great cast and a solid premise turn into this boring Father Daughter "heist" film? This film is based on a comic book but you would never be able to tell by what's on screen.
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Why couldn't they just LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
Lifetime does another one of the speculation heavy, fact-lite "biopic" about the love life of Britney Spears.
Want to hear some great Britney Spears songs? Go to Spotify cause this doesn't have any of them.
Who doesn't want to see Britney get a Furby? Or have a half assed NSYNC sing her happy birthday. Did you know Britney and Justin Timberlakebroke up with an epic dance battle?
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Who thought it would be a good idea to make a movie about soccer executives? Apparently Sepp Blatter and the brilliant minds at FIFA.
Learn the exciting story of how coca cola and Adidas became sponsors of FIFA! Dazzle at a group of drunk Europeans try to get the evil British to let them make up the rules and regulations of Soccer. Marvel at Gerard Depardieu's buttnose!
A movie where producer Sepp Blatter makes himself a hero that is staunchly anti corruption which came out the same week as the 2015 FIFA corruption scandal which eventually forced him to resign.
Other Questions we had:
Why does everyone look like a Dick Tracy Villain?
Can girls play soccer?
How did they get actors like Tim Roth, Sam Neill, and Gerard Depardieu? I guess I'd sell out for a million dollars.
We talk about the worst movie we have ever seen on the show: Foodfight!
This movie has one of the most interesting backstories featuring stolen hard drives, corporate espionage, and some of the worst animation conditions imaginable.
"The movie stars Dex Dogtective, a name-play on the fact that he is a dog detective, is the only relatable character of the film Foodfight!, voice by Charlie Sheen. This protagonist, something to cling onto while you cringe and question your life choices and goals, is trapped in the universe of a grocery store solving cases and cracking down on crime." http://foodfightmovie.wikia.com/wiki/Dex_Dogtective
"This movie actually took $65,000,000 to make, but it is said that they spent $64,990,000 on very psychadelic drugs and Mr.Clean products."
We'll I'm going to go kill myself so enjoy the ep!
This 0% movie is a nostalgia-fest even if you haven't seen it.
Featuring the first feature performance of Hawkeye's Jeremy Renner.
Is this plot what inspired Donald Trump to be president?
We go into the history of the National Lampoon movies, list the name of the bands in the most 90's sounding soundtrack ever, talk about how great Kids in the Hall was, and blaze some bowls bra!
Thanks for listening!
Our newest 0% movie is American Ninja from 1985. We go into the history of the series and the production company Canon Films who made some of the most badass films of the 80's.
Did the director know how the army worked?
How did Michael Dudikoff get the role over 2000 actors with a voice like that and no martial arts training?
IMDB Synopsis: American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.
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We watched another really bad horror film. One Missed Call is an americanized version of an only ok Japanese horror film. Made at the end of the J-horror craze of the 200's this movie tries to combine the mechanics of the Ring and Final Destination. Also features some of the worst CGI of the year.
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For a new podcast feature we decide to pick three action/adventure films that are rated rotten on Rotten Tomatoes (Below 60%) that we think should be revisited and rated fresh!
What action movies do you think should be fresh?
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Chase's List
3. Die Hard With A Vengeance
2. Roadhouse
1. Last Action Hero
Kris's List
3. Sidekicks
2. Bondock Saints
1. Super
Adam's List:
3. Matrix Revolutions
2. Speed Racer
1.The Mummy
It's hard to say we didn't know what we were getting into with a director named Kaos. We watch the zero percent rated Matrix lite Ballistics Ecks Vs Sever.
How do you waste 70 million dollars?
How do you make Lucy Liu unlikeable?
What's the name of the movie again?
How do you loss a wife like a child at a grocery store?
These questions and more will be answered on the episode.
We also read a positive review that gets really dark really quick.
FINAL RATING: 12%
Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.
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We finally found a zero percent movie that deserves a fresh rating with the semi-cult classic film TerrorVision from 1986. A monster from planet Pluton comes from the TV screen to terrorize a terrible family. Can they teach it about music before it eats all of them?
We ask other hard hitting questions like:
How do you satirize Reaganomics?
How much KY is too much KY?
Is this all in the head of an autistic Child?
and finally Could a film be more 1980's?
Final Average ratings: 60%
IMDB synopsis: A family's new satellite TV system starts receiving signals from another planet, and soon it becomes the passageway to an alien world.
The film was directed by Ted Nicolau and stars Diane Franklin, Gerrit Graham, Mary Woronoc, Chad Allen, Jon Gries and Bert Remsen.