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Rotted Podcast

“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it” Said Confucius. That's what our mission is at Rotted Podcast and it gets tested every episode when we sit down and discuss movies that received zero percent critic review on Rotten Tomatoes. Confucius also never had to watch InAppropriate Comedy, The Ridiculous 6 or Saving Christmas so what did he know.
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Now displaying: February, 2017
Feb 25, 2017

Who thought it would be a good idea to make a movie about soccer executives? Apparently Sepp Blatter and the brilliant minds at FIFA. 

Learn the exciting story of how coca cola and Adidas became sponsors of FIFA! Dazzle at a group of drunk Europeans try to get the evil British to let them make up the rules and regulations of Soccer. Marvel at Gerard Depardieu's buttnose! 

A movie where producer Sepp Blatter makes himself a hero that is staunchly anti corruption which came out the same week as the 2015 FIFA corruption scandal which eventually forced him to resign. 

Other Questions we had:

Why does everyone look like a Dick Tracy Villain?

Can girls play soccer?

How did they get actors like Tim Roth, Sam Neill, and Gerard Depardieu? I guess I'd sell out for a million dollars.

 

 

 

 

Feb 15, 2017

We talk about the worst movie we have ever seen on the show: Foodfight!

This movie has one of the most interesting backstories featuring stolen hard drives, corporate espionage, and some of the worst animation conditions imaginable. 

"The movie stars Dex Dogtective, a name-play on the fact that he is a dog detective, is the only relatable character of the film Foodfight!, voice by Charlie Sheen. This protagonist, something to cling onto while you cringe and question your life choices and goals, is trapped in the universe of a grocery store solving cases and cracking down on crime." http://foodfightmovie.wikia.com/wiki/Dex_Dogtective

"This movie actually took $65,000,000 to make, but it is said that they spent $64,990,000 on very psychadelic drugs and Mr.Clean products."

We'll I'm going to go kill myself so enjoy the ep!

Feb 9, 2017

This 0% movie is a nostalgia-fest even if you haven't seen it.

Featuring the first feature performance of Hawkeye's Jeremy Renner. 

Is this plot what inspired Donald Trump to be president?

We go into the history of the National Lampoon movies, list the name of the bands in the most 90's sounding soundtrack ever, talk about how great Kids in the Hall was, and blaze some bowls bra!

 

Thanks for listening!

 

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