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Rotted Podcast

“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it” Said Confucius. That's what our mission is at Rotted Podcast and it gets tested every episode when we sit down and discuss movies that received zero percent critic review on Rotten Tomatoes. Confucius also never had to watch InAppropriate Comedy, The Ridiculous 6 or Saving Christmas so what did he know.
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Now displaying: January, 2017
Jan 31, 2017

Our newest 0% movie is American Ninja from 1985. We go into the history of the series and the production company Canon Films who made some of the most badass films of the 80's.

Did the director know how the army worked?

How did Michael Dudikoff get the role over 2000 actors with a voice like that and no martial arts training? 

IMDB Synopsis: American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines.

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Jan 27, 2017

We watched another really bad horror film. One Missed Call is an americanized version of an only ok Japanese horror film. Made at the end of the J-horror craze of the 200's this movie tries to combine the mechanics of the Ring and Final Destination. Also features some of the worst CGI of the year.

 

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Jan 21, 2017

For a new podcast feature we decide to pick three action/adventure films that are rated rotten on Rotten Tomatoes (Below 60%) that we think should be revisited and rated fresh!

What action movies do you think should be fresh? 

If you like this segment be sure to rate and review us and we'll do more of these. 

 

 

Chase's List

3. Die Hard With A Vengeance

2. Roadhouse

1. Last Action Hero

 

Kris's List

3. Sidekicks

2. Bondock Saints

1. Super

 

Adam's List:

3. Matrix Revolutions

2. Speed Racer

1.The Mummy  

Jan 11, 2017

It's hard to say we didn't know what we were getting into with a director named Kaos. We watch the zero percent rated Matrix lite Ballistics Ecks Vs Sever.

 

How do you waste 70 million dollars?

How do you make Lucy Liu unlikeable?

What's the name of the movie again? 

How do you loss a wife like a child at a grocery store?

These questions and more will be answered on the episode.

We also read a positive review that gets really dark really quick.

FINAL RATING: 12%

Rotten Tomatoes Critics Consensus: A startlingly inept film, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever offers overblown, wall-to-wall action without a hint of wit, coherence, style, or originality.

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Jan 5, 2017

We finally found a zero percent movie that deserves a fresh rating with the semi-cult classic film TerrorVision from 1986. A monster from planet Pluton comes from the TV screen to terrorize a terrible family. Can they teach it about music before it eats all of them?

We ask other hard hitting questions like:

How do you satirize Reaganomics? 

How much KY is too much KY?

Is this all in the head of an autistic Child?

and finally Could a film be more 1980's?

Final Average ratings: 60%

IMDB synopsis: A family's new satellite TV system starts receiving signals from another planet, and soon it becomes the passageway to an alien world.

The film was directed by Ted Nicolau and stars Diane Franklin, Gerrit Graham, Mary Woronoc, Chad Allen, Jon Gries and Bert Remsen.

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