We talk one of the most infamous 0% movies on the entire list: Silent Night Deadly Night 2 featuring some of the best eyebrow acting of all time from Eric Freeman. We talk about how the film came about from the initial idea of just recutting Silent Night Deadly Night 1 to make a fake sequel.
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On a very cathartic bonus episode of Rotted Podcast we talk Star Wars the Last Jedi. Specifically the 40% difference between the critic Rotten Tomatoes score.
Why is the audience rating worse than all the prequels, DC comic movies and most of the Transformers?
How much of this is caused by the alt-right bots and assholes that are trying to drive down the film due to it's progressive messages and female and minority casting. We look at the last three hours of reviews and found that 10 were from alt right based on the SJW in the review.
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We watched Elves from 1989, a gem of a b horror film starring Grizzly Adams (Dan Haggerty) himself. How have more people not seen this movie? It deserves to be a classic in the vain of Troll 2.
How can you just make your main character dissapear towards the end of the movie? What's with the awful double vision special effect for the last five minutes? And when will it snow? These questions and more will be answered on today's episode.
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On a special episode of Rotted Podcast we talk about Disaster Artist the new film about the making of one of the worst films ever The Room.
We talk our overall view on Disaster Artist, talk about the theories of Tommy Wiseau origin and where he got his money, differences between the movie and the book by Greg Sestero and which cameo is our favorite.
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Merry AXmas! On our second episode of SNDM, we watched Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4. This movie is full of people on fire, puking and giant cockroaches so pretty much right up our alley.
Why is this one not considered the best of the series? Directed by Brian Yuzna, the visuals actually work pretty well even if the story is a bit jumbled. Will this movie be in the top five? Listen to find out.
We'll be back next week with Silent Night Deadly Night 3. Please Rate and Review us on iTunes!
Merry AXmas! Starting with Silent Night Deadly Night 5, we are counting down to GARBAGE DAY.
Is there a worse horror franchise?
Mickey Rooney stars as the unfortunately named Petto who along with son Pino make deadly children's toys for some reason.
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On a special episode of Rotted podcast we discuss the controversy behind the decision to hold back the reviews of Justice League until right before the first screening. What does it say when a Rotten Tomatoes whose partly owned by Warner Brothers holds back reviews from their site because they know that the movie will be met with bad reception?
Is Justice League really that bad? Adam and Chase discuss and also give a tomatometer rating for each of the heroes which turn out to mostly be fresh.
We also talk about our time at Wizard World Comic Con this year.
A reality show where contestants crowdfund money for themselves and then kill themselves. Seriously. This movie should have been set in a dystopian future or at least be a satire but instead it is a dead serious drama.
This movie basically tries to have entertaining Saw-like deaths and then says "what the hell. You sick bastard. You really like watching this smut?" to the audience.
Starring Josh Duhamel, Giancarlo Esposito, Famke Janssen, Caitlin FitzGerald, Sarah Wayne Callies, Chris Ellis, Lucia Walters, and Brooke Warrington. Directed by Giancarlo Esposito.
On Dead by Dawn podcast we breakdown films and shows in the Evil Dead universe. Most of the time these are classic films like Evil Dead 2 but since we finally reviewed a rotten film, we knew it had to crossover to Rotted.
The internet horror community exploded last week with the revelation that everyone's favorite hockey masked slasher Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th was secretly a deadite and came back to life when his mother found the Necronomicon.
Director Adam Marcus of the ninth installment of Friday the 13th told reporters last week about his decision to take the franchise and reboot it in the Evil Dead universe.
We'll be back in a couple days with a 0% movie! Subscribe to our channel to hear more.
Today we have a sloppy discussion about one of the sloppiest horror movies of all time Return to Horror High. This movie is the inception of 80's horror movies. There are so many different timelines and realities.
It's also George Clooney's movie debut and he's super sexy. This movie makes no sense and we love it. Will it be crowned best 0% film? Stay tuned to the end to find out.
We're sponsored today by the amazing Wizard World Comic con coming to Austin November 17-19th. We're giving away two weekend passes to our listeners.
All you need to do is subscribe and rate us on whatever podcasting app you listen to.
Then just email us at filmsagainsthumanity@gmail.com or DM us @filmsagainst on Twitter and you'll be entered into our drawing.
We're sponsored today by the amazing Wizard World Comic con coming to Austin November 17-19th. We're giving away two weekend passes to our listeners.
All you need to do is subscribe and rate us on whatever podcasting app you listen to.
Then just email us at filmsagainsthumanity@gmail.com or DM us @filmsagainst on Twitter and you'll be entered into our drawing.
This year’s lineup includes Jason Momoa (Justice League, Game of Thrones), Kate Beckinsale (Underworld, Van Helsing), Val Kilmer (Batman Forever, Top Gun), Felicia Day (Supernatural), Michael Rooker (Guardians of the Galaxy), and many more.
Use the code AUSTIN20 to get 20% off your ticket at checkout at http://wizardworld.com/comiccon/austin
To close out our Halloween Horror episodes we're doing two high school horror films starting with 1986 Slaughter High.
The english creators did absolutely no research into American culture before they made this "American High School" Slasher (April Fools Day works a lot differently in England).
Can some cool deaths make up for the overall amateur nature of the film and the absurd twist ending? Find out now!
One of the most unnecessary shot for shot remakes ever made, Cabin Fever takes the premise of Eli Roth's 2003 horror film and adds pretty much nothing.
Did Eli Roth allow this to be made so that his film would be seen as a classic? If a shovel to the face doesn't kill you, what will? Have the filmmakers ever roasted a marshmallow?
The film also stars the 5th Lady of the USA Louis Linton (Steve Mnuchin's wife and possibly one of the worst people in America.)
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RT Description:
This fucking show... We watched episode 3 of Inhumans Divide and Conquer.
Lockjaw gets run over. Medusa gets some clothes. Karnak starts growing weed. Black Bolt does the worst prison escape since
We try and fail to figure out some of the most basic details of this universe.
Let us know @filmsagainst on twitter if we should keep subjecting ourselves to this show.
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wiki plot: After a military coup, the Inhuman Royal Family escape to Hawaii where they must save themselves and the world?
We watched Marvel's worst reviewed property since maybe Corman's Fantastic Four or Generation X in the 90's.
The show sat at 0% for long enough that it counts. At recording time the only positive review was from common sense media and they just rate movies based on how appropriate they are to christian audiences so screw them its 0% to us!
We ask all of the hard hitting questions that you have with the show:
How can you say the Royal Families name with a straight face? (Black Bolt, Medusa, Karnak, Gorgon, Triton, Crystal, and Lockjaw.)
How did the show runner and creator Scott Buck get another job after he showran Iron Fist?
And finally does the carpet fight like the drapes?
If you like the episode let us know @filmsagainst on twitter and https://www.facebook.com/filmsagainsthumanity/
We might just do it until its inevitable cancellation in a few weeks.
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wiki plot: After a military coup, the Inhuman Royal Family escape to Hawaii where they must save themselves and the world?
On our second episode of Enema at the Cinema we watch the currently in theaters film The Layover.
The film is strangely topical full of category 4 hurricanes and North Korea.
This film is directed by The Shoveler himself (William H Macy) and written by Rickety Cricket (David Hornsby) and Sensei Ira (Lance Krall)
How was a movie like this made in 2017?
Plot: Two friends (Kate Upton, Alexandra Daddario) on a road trip compete for the affections of a handsome man when their flight is redirected due to a hurricane.
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They'll Get You in the End!
We watched the Charles Band even more classic Gremlins ripoff Ghoulies 2 and discuss why it's so much better than the first one.
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They'll Get you in the end!
We watched the Charles Band classic Gremlins ripoff Ghoulies. This movie was a surprise hit that enabled 3 more sequels and helped Full Moon make about 400 more films throughout the next few years.
We included several clips from the making of documentary From Toilets to Terror that is a recommend to anyone who is interested in this movie or Full Moon Entertainment.
Stay Tuned next week for our review of the much better 0% film Ghoulies 2! Please Rate and Review us on iTunes!
Our second Cannon films podcast we talk the 1986 Chuck Norris Vehicle Firewalker.
A pair of adventurers try to track down an ancient Aztec/Mayan/Egyptian/Apache hoard of gold.
Will this blatant Indiana Jones ripoff be as well received as our last Cannon film American Ninja?
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From one of the most famous shark eating jet ski memes around, comes Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.
We're joined by Special Guests Filmmakers Muhammad and Josh on our longest episode ever!
The film stars Doctor Who's John Barrowman and a bunch of Bulgarian actors playing Mexicans.
Synopsis: When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path.
We watched the fourth installment in the 3 Ninjas series starring Jim Varney, Hulk Hogan, Lonnie Anderson and the final film of Victor Wong.
It grossed $375,805 domestically, making it the least profitable of the franchise by far and thus ending the franchise.
IMDB Trivia: Three young boys, Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum together with their neighbor girl, computer whiz Amanda are visiting Mega Mountain amusement park when it is invaded by an army of ninjas led by evil Medusa, who wants to take over the park and hold the owners for ransom. Kids and retired TV star Dave Dragon, who made his farewell appearance at the park at the time the ninjas appeared, have to break Medusa's vicious plans.
The funniest movie about a school shooting since Gus Van Sant's Elephant.
A movie made entirely around the premise of getting Cloris Leachman to say Throbzilla while holding up a giant dildo. Also starring the late great John Heard who gets to walk around with a prosthetic boner.
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On a very special episode of Rotted Podcast, Adam and Chase head down to the Alamo Drafthouse to see the Emoji Movie! Does this film deserve to be in the Criterion Collection? Or is it a two hour add for Apps?
RT Description: This animated comedy takes place in Textopolis, a world inside a smartphone that's inhabited by various emojis. There, an emoji named Gene (voiced by T.J. Miller) is ashamed that he has multiple facial expressions while his colleagues only have one each, and he embarks on a quest to be like everyone else. James Corden, Anna Faris, Jennifer Coolidge, Patrick Stewart, and Maya Rudolph also lend their voices to this film from Sony Pictures Animation.
Why does Ron Siler look like a walking penis?
Live Wire is a 1992 action movie, written by Bart Baker, directed by Christian Duguay and starring Pierce Brosnan, Ron Silver, Ben Cross and Lisa Eilbacher.
The plot revolves around a rash of seemingly inexplicable, explosive spontaneous human combustions and Danny O'Neill (Brosnan), a bomb disposal expert that gets involved and will eventually have to solve the case.
For our episode this week we talk about the 1979 Hal Needham's Western parody The Villain starring Kirk Douglas, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ann-Margret's boobs.
It's like Looney Tunes without the Tunes!
"Cactus" Jack Slade (Douglas) is the meanest bad man in the west or so he thinks. When a bank robbery goes awry, he lands in jail facing a hangman's noose! When the corrupt owner of the bank offers him a job, Jack sees a chance to both stay alive and get rich in the process. All he has to do is steal a strongbox full of money the banker lent to Mr. Parody Jones who needs it to keep his mining operation going. If he defaults on the loan, our "friendly" banker takes over the mine. Ms. Charming Jones (Margret) comes to town to collect the money and take it back to her father, Parody. To ensure the money makes it back home, Parody has called in a favor from a man who owes him a life debt. Enter Handsome Stranger (Schwarzenegger).
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For our episode this week we talk about one of the great Adam West's 0% movies Super Caper.
Adam West is of course the best part. Unfortunately he's in the movie for less than a minute.
How did they get so many good actors into this "religious" movie?
IMDB Synopsis: A good guy with no powers joins a superhero team with no clue against a bad guy with no shame (and directed by a director with no talent.)
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