We're back with an episode almost lost to time (which we can legally release now that Lori Laughlin is locked up) for a movie that until last month was unavailable digitally. Of course, we are talking about 1986 Hal Needham classic Rad! How much did Lonely Island take from this movie for Hot Rod? Why did they cast an olympic gymnast for a bmx biker? How much product placement is too much? All this and more!
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We just found another hidden gem that may deserve to be in the pantheon of unintentionally great directors alongside Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau. That auteur is Geovanni Molina and the movie is Domination of the Becoming. With a few moments of competence, the rest of the film is even more of a mystery but at least the pacing is quick and they had money for good stock footage! We also try to figure out how they have the money to pay for all the productions Molina does a year.
We might have greened out a little bit as we recorded this special 420 episode on the Disney classic(?) The Big Green. The film was shot on location around our hometown of Austin, Texas with crew members we know so there's plenty of local knowledge.
Did you know Steve Guttenberg gained 12 whole pounds to play the role as the slightly pudgy sheriff? How about that in other countries the translated title is We are the Worst? all this and more will be discovered on todays episode.
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This made for TV movie from the creator of Child's Play was originally supposed to be released September 11th, 2001 so as you can imagine it's a bit of a disaster. Rat suits, rat cam and rat fountains that rival World War Z zombie hoards so it's pretty much a perfect bad movie.
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We're back with one of the worst 0% films we've seen: 2020's The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson.
This movie is not only 0% on Rotten tomatoes critic score. It is a whopping 5% audience score and 1.9 on IMDB which make it in the top ten worst films of all time on that chart.
Director Daniel Farrands fresh off of 2019's The Haunting of Sharon Tate continues his series where he exploits real life murder victims and blames the killings on ghosts/serial killers instead of OJ Simpson.
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We got a classic 0% movie that we were inspired to watch as a crossover episode after the death of Billy Drago who played John Bly in The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. which we covered on the Dead by Dawn Podcast.
IMDB Synopsis: Danny O'Brien is back in action fighting the notorious Simon Moon, also known as The Terror. Three years earlier O'Brien had single-handedly captured The Terror and was called Hero by the people of L.A. Now Simon has escaped and has started killing women again, and O'Brien is the only man who can stop him.
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On a crossover episode to promote our new show Trueish Crime, we do an episode about a serial killer influenced by social media. Unfortunately, the killer happens to be voiced by Andy Dick!
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Merry Christmas!
We couldn't put it better than the RT description: Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic wrong-headedness.
He's a stony, crusty dude with a mop on top
His melon's fully tweaked but he'll never stop
Stop trying to weaz the nugs from coast to coast
The ones with the cones are the ones he digs the most!
We watched Jury Duty from 1995 with an all star cast of supporting actors and Pauly Shore...
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Uwe Boll might come to our house and tie us to the radiator after we get done with our review of Bloodrayne 2. In this sequel to the 4% rated Bloodrayne, Rayne is in the wild west fighting Bully the Kid played by Scut Farkus.
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Determined to save her estranged brother from a suicide cult, a young woman faces murderous children and worse. much much worse. jsut so bad.
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After escaping the insane asylum in which he was incarcerated, the Stepfather impersonates a marriage counselor and manages to win over a patient and her young son.
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We talk about the late great Burt Reynold's directoral debut Gator and ask the hard hitting questions like:
Is a pig made of pork?
Why would you bring cats to a heist?
Is everything okey dokey in the Okefenokee?
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Is this one of the best 0% films we've reviewed on the podcast? Does it make any sense? Are Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert eskimo brothers? All this and more on a very special episode of Rotted Podcast.
This is a lost episode recorded earlier this year that must have been eaten off the feed by those rascally Critters.
The tiny fur ball aliens that will eat anything or anyone set their sights on a Los Angeles apartment tower starring Leo Dicaprio in his feature film debut.
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Two of the dumbest characters of all time meet in this classic film starring John Travolta and directed by Sly "cup the balls, work the shaft" Stallone. Will this film make it into our top ten best worst films?
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We talk one of the most cringy movies ever on this weeks John Travolta 0% film Look Who's Talking Now. Even Danny Devito as a homeless dog can't save the movie from itself.
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0% Travolta Month begins with the 2015 film about the "exciting story" of Linemen in Lubbock Texas (e.g. Canada). Starring John Travolta, Kate Bosworth, Devon Sawa and Gil Bellows as the lovable Pok Chop!
Some of the 0% reviews:
"The real men and women who work on the country's power grids deserve better than a periodically ludicrous, mostly tedious study of honor and teamwork."
"A listless cast and a crushingly flat script fail to illuminate the lives of high-wire electrical workers in Life on the Line, which instead resorts to tired story beats and a false sense of self-righteousness."
- Robert Yaniz, Jr.
0% Rotten Tomatoes Reviews:
Satanic is a "What Not To Do" handbook for aspiring horror filmmakers, and then some. -Matt Donato, We Got This Covered
Astonishingly tedious from beginning to end... - David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews
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James Franco returns to the screen and directing after being exposed by the Me Too Movement with one of the most misogynistic films of the year. Who thought stealing the plot from Mad Max Fury Road and sprinkling a bit of Terminator and the Bad Batch would make a good movie?
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After a several year hiatus from acting Jim Carrey is back in one of the most depressing and dreary films ever. Based on a true story, this film takes place in a post apocalyptic (judging by the color grading) Poland where Jim Carrey has to solve a 3 year old murder for some reason.
22 years ago in a jungle far far away...Solo starring Mario Van Peebles, William Sadler and Adrien Brody.
SYNOPSIS: Mario Van Peebles stars as an android killing weapon designed by the military and utilized to enter into a Latin American war to destroy the rebels - natives fighting simply to maintain their freedom. Contrary to his programming, he develops an affinity for the villagers and decides to help them fight back. This lets his creators bring him back and ultimately leads to one of them being given more powerful circuitry to defeat him.
We did this in memory of Verne Troyer but unfortunately this movie has him pop out of a toilet...
wiki: Hard Cash follows master thief Thomas Taylor (Christian Slater), when he is released on parole. When working as a Paramedic, Taylor is called to an emergency at a betting office, when two armed robbers make their stand. As one gets shot, Taylor helps the female thief in need as they escape with the money. With the money hidden in the stretcher, an FBI agent (Kilmer) following and the marked money, how will they escape with the cash?
A football movie without any football. My three word Gene Shalit review would be Johnny Be Bad.
Description: High-school quarterback Johnny Walker (Anthony Michael Hall) is being courted by elite colleges nationwide. To get the sports star to enroll, an army of recruiters entices him with everything a young, hormonal teenager could want. While his best friend, Leo Wiggins (Robert Downey Jr.), advises him to wait for the most lucrative offer, Johnny's girlfriend, Georgia Elkans (Uma Thurman), wants him to attend their state college -- with her. The trouble is the state school has offered him nothing.
We're back with our third installment in the Leprechaun 0% rated series with our favorite one Leprechaun 3: Vegas Baby.
Wiki: Leprechaun 3 (also known as Leprechaun III and Leprechaun 3: In Las Vegas) is a 1995 American slasher film and the third installment and first direct-to-video entry in the Leprechaun series.